Treats (when you dangle a feather).
Responsible Hiss-cal Policy.
Meals for every child, wet food for every kitten.
Cats to decide when boxes are ready for recycling.
No more Downing Street parties without Larry.
He’s the only candidate with clean paws.
No more political cat fights. Calm and civil discourse only please.
Decriminalisation and regulation of catnip markets.
No lying in No. 10 unless it’s on a comfy cushion.
Showing the nation that our current political system is neither fair nor democratic and that the fate of our country being decided by 160,000 people is not only antiquated, it’s damaging.